I am such a sucker for themed galleries, so upon waking up this morning and remembering that it’s Saint Patrick’s Day, I knew what I had to do… other than dress in green, of course (I’ve got an Incredible Hulk t-shirt on, that’s about as green as it gets, right?) — I started scouring the internet for some awesome Paddy’s Day porn. And thankfully, my eternally beloved alterna/fetish website Barely Evil delivered, with this smoking hot set featuring a raven-haired lass in a wee hat and an even tinier tee… which, as you’d expect, is promptly stripped off to reveal her fantastic, pale-skinned body as she uses a green glass dildo to pleasure herself. I feel like I should make some sort of joke about this being way better than green beer, but green beer is pretty fucking awesome, so… um, whatever, just enjoy, check out Barely Evil for more, and party safely tonight!