When it comes to downloadable desktop toys, I’m usually pretty picky. For one, if I have too much going on my computer slows down and I get really annoyed, so any program that I’m running better EARN its spot in my task manager, dammit! And secondly, like most decently computer-literate people, I’m wary of the malware that tends to come pre-packaged with so many free programs. So when I tell you that I’m totally digging Virtua Girl HD, that means that it’s both completely safe to download (100% clean, according to my copies of AdAware and AVG) and actually worth the memory it takes up! Basically, it’s a high-definition desktop stripper software. You get a new girl every day that does a pretty kickass dance on your taskbar, and it’s not limited to just the platinum blonde, cookie-cutter Playboy chicks you’d expect – they feature a pretty good collection of alterna babes doing fetish stripteases as well. I bring you evidence in the form of redhead rocker chick Ashley Robbins – this gallery is made of of screencaps (hello, HD) of one of Ashley’s downloadable dances. If you can’t tell, I totally have a new favorite desktop toy!