Oh hai there ginormous boobs, how are you today? Seriously, here’s a hearty “holy fucking shit” @ the massive 34 freakin’ K tits on our lovely new solo girl Dors Feline. They’re just… so big. And they look all soft and squishy and like you just need to grab them. I don’t know whether to hate on Dors Feline for being look-but-can’t-touch (until someone invents, like Touch-O-Vision for the internet or something), or to be totally enamored with her for putting the goods on full display. I think I’m leaning more towards the latter, since those puppies are gorgeous. Wait, actually, to quote Miss J when she was discussing Toccarra way back when ANTM didn’t suck - “Those aren’t puppies, they’re full grown dogs!” - because, uh, yeah. Whoa. Just… whoa.