Dudes, I am so inexplicably sleepy right now that I probably have no business attempting to write a coherent gallery description, but I’ve decided that Kaira 18 is hot enough to neutralize any retarded shit that I may decide to type in my current bed-craving stupor. So let’s see here… I could point out that she’s a super hot scene chick, but that’s pretty much just stating the obvious. It’d be like me going, “She has messy hair, and a striped mini-dress and a scarf, but then she takes off the mini-dress, and you can see her hip piercings, etc etc etc” but since I assume that if you’re going to an online porn site, you’re probably not blind and don’t really need the narration. I hope. Ummm… I don’t know what she’s watching in the background, but it seems to have Ricky Martin involved? OH NO KAIRA 18 YOU ARE DESTROYING YOUR INDIE/EMO STREET CRED HOW DARE YOU! Or something like that. I don’t recognize the other people on the TV, though. Okay, I’m going to shut up now because this description is just getting stupid… enjoy the hot emo chick, y’all.

It seems like almost every guy I know is totally into scene girls – so internet solo girl newcomer Kaira 18 should be right up their alley. I know that I definitely am digging her, at least. I find that she exhibits just the right combination of rough (emo style, piercings, heavy eyeliner) with adorable (I, personally, love the goofy side she shows in her photos & videos). So get used to seeing her featured a lot on Lux Alterna! Anyhow, for my first gallery of her, I decided to use these photos of Kaira fooling around with her friend Kate (who totally reminds me of Angelina Jolie’s character of the same name in Hackers, is it just me?) and having a whole lot of fun while they’re at it!