So I’m sort of left at a loss for words for this gallery… I mean, it’s Bella Vendetta fucking a pumpkin. What more can possibly be said here? Burning Angel has officially stumped me with this one. So I’ve shown a few of my friends this gallery, and so far the best relevant puns/witticisms we’ve been able to come up with are as follows: “Jack-Off-Lantern” and “I thought Halloween only came once a year” from Mento… and the sort of befuddling “I thought you had to take the top off before you could start scraping out the insides” attempt at innuendo from Sab. Okay, we all fail. Just look at the photos, and remember to visit Burning Angel for more pumpkin-fucking Halloween-themed alt porn!

If you like artistic nudes that present a kind of down & dirty type of alterna babe, you’ll go nuts for photographer Bob Coulter’s Crazy Babe. He uses some of the best fetish models (and a few surprising mainstream faces) in the business and puts them in moody, sexy shoots that evoke all sorts of emotions – but mostly, pure arousal. Just take a look at this recent gallery, featuring the infamous (and super tattooed) Bella Vendetta posing in nothing but a mesh top and skull stockings in a sleazy, dim hotel room. I’m fairly certain she’s also got porn playing on the televisions in the background, but I notice weird things like that… when any sane person would be ogling the girl instead. What can I say? I’m weird, but even I can appreciate how fucking cool Crazy Babe is!