If you know me at all, you know that I tend to have a fascination with anything that can sort of set your imagination ablaze: vanished civilizations and explorers, uncharted places, the deepest part of the oceans, string and m-theory, space exploration, and of course… anything involving esoteric and occult studies. It’s why I’ve read every story on Creepypasta, play every Shin Megami Tensei game that I can get my hands on, and am working on owning a well-rounded library of Forgotten Books. So this photoshoot from Barely Evil, featuring a pixie-ish brunette called Kess playing with tarot carts and ouija boards while trussed up in shiny black thigh-high boots and a corset, is right up my alley. Plus, I, uh… sort of want that haircut now. I mean, she’s gorgeous. I post a lot of Barely Evil galleries, but this one might be my new favorite and I’m definitely looking forward to more from Kess!

So today is April 20th – more commonly known as 4/20, the official holiday for all lovers of the Cannabis family of plant life. Did that sound classy enough? Anyhow, in celebration, here’s an amazing photoshoot from alterna/goth website Barely Evil that is porn in more ways than one: sure, the lusciously curvy and pale-skinned beauty called Superna is absolutely exquisite in every way (that hourglass figure of her inspired plenty of lust AND jealousy within me), but all the potheads out there will probably be just as fixated on her two heaping plates of weed. I’m sure that you can come up with about a billion different fantasies based on these pictures, so I’ll just leave y’all to it and wish you a happy 4/20!

I am such a sucker for themed galleries, so upon waking up this morning and remembering that it’s Saint Patrick’s Day, I knew what I had to do… other than dress in green, of course (I’ve got an Incredible Hulk t-shirt on, that’s about as green as it gets, right?) — I started scouring the internet for some awesome Paddy’s Day porn. And thankfully, my eternally beloved alterna/fetish website Barely Evil delivered, with this smoking hot set featuring a raven-haired lass in a wee hat and an even tinier tee… which, as you’d expect, is promptly stripped off to reveal her fantastic, pale-skinned body as she uses a green glass dildo to pleasure herself. I feel like I should make some sort of joke about this being way better than green beer, but green beer is pretty fucking awesome, so… um, whatever, just enjoy, check out Barely Evil for more, and party safely tonight!

Two things I love: cute chicks with punky, slightly alternative looks, and nice, natural boobs. With her red-streaked hair, piercings, and lovely tits, Zophya definitely fits the bill. Hailing from the always-awesome website Barely Evil, this photo set features the busty babe getting a little bit freaky with foodplay – pouring milk all over her tits, to be exact. Oh, and there’s some nice sex toy action as well, since apparently being covered in milk makes her crave her red vibrator… Honestly, I’m pretty distracted by the amazingness of this photoshoot, so I’m kind of at a loss for words… soooo. I’ll just close with, “This gallery is kickass, Zophya is super hot, and Barely Evil is fucking rad”… There ya go. THE END!

I’m sitting here, trying to figure out what exactly I want to write about this gallery of Barely Evil’s Voltaire playing & stripping down naked at the beach. And you know what, I can’t really pick out just one or two things to talk about – I really love everything about this photo set. I’m probably somewhat biased, as I grew up in South California and beach playgrounds and swingsets like the ones featured in this set make me feel all happy and nostalgic… but um, back to the important matter at hand: Voltaire is hot shit, y’all. She’s got that awesome, City Of Angels, scrubby-yet-so-sexy thing going on with the platinum blonde hair and a fun-loving attitude that positively shines from within. I’m also really digging on the body-length tattoos that she’s rocking; especially the one on her side… it really accentuates all of her curves & draws attention to her incredible, shapely-yet-skinny figure. Really, there’s just nothing about this whole shoot that I DON’T love.

I’m always a sucker for a hot pink-haired chick, especially when she’s drop dead gorgeous & making out with a pierced hottie. Working the “Old West Showgirls/Lesbian Brothel” look doesn’t hurt, either.