It’s only fitting that dark-cocoa skinned babe Apples is one of the Burning Angel girls, because she’s smoking hot! Sorry, I couldn’t help it… sometimes the puns hold me hostage unless I post them. I SWEAR. Anyhow, Apples is a mega-hot chick, who, according to her profile page at the Burning Angel site, enjoys sashimi, the Harry Potter series, IKEA, The Princess Bride, whips, and shower sex with skater boys. Sounds like my kind of girl! She’s already got 350+ photos up at the site, with (hopefully) plenty more on the way, and she’s also an active member of the BA community. So if you feel like getting to know this gorgeous black goddess… go stalk her there! What are you waiting for??

So today is April 20th - more commonly known as 4/20, the official holiday for all lovers of the Cannabis family of plant life. Did that sound classy enough? Anyhow, in celebration, here’s an amazing photoshoot from alterna/goth website Barely Evil that is porn in more ways than one: sure, the lusciously curvy and pale-skinned beauty called Superna is absolutely exquisite in every way (that hourglass figure of her inspired plenty of lust AND jealousy within me), but all the potheads out there will probably be just as fixated on her two heaping plates of weed. I’m sure that you can come up with about a billion different fantasies based on these pictures, so I’ll just leave y’all to it and wish you a happy 4/20!

I am a total sucker for pink hair - whether it’s a girl rocking a full head of cotton-candy hued locks, or just some hot pink streaks like Azrael here from Burnt Film has, it’s always a way to grab my attention. To be completely honest, though, Azrael could probably have the blandest hairstyle ever (I initially typo’ed that as “blondest” - Freudian slip maybe, since I tend to prefer brunettes and redheads?) and that body of hers would still make me stop and stare. If you’ve paid attention to my ramblings over the years, you’ll know that I love, love, love it when a girl has the slim waist/big hips ratio… and Azrael DEFINITELY has that going on, along with a perfectly cute little booty that looks just plain awesome in her lacey turquoise boyshorts… another one of my favorite looks. That’s it, Burnt Film must be comprised of a bunch of psychic photographers, because they keep producing shoots like this with girls who are EXACTLY my type. Um, keep it up, please?

I had a really, really hard time picking with photo to use as the lead-in on the main page for this gallery… I (obviously, if you’ve seen the main blog) ended up deciding on photo #8, because I love the attitude, the good view of her tats/titties, and… the carrot… but let me tell you - #6 really brings the lols (in a good, sexy way, of course) so hard that I almost went with that… seeing Erotic BPM babe Ruby hopping in mid-air, carrot between her teeth and her hands bent like little bunny paws… it kinda kills me dead, you guys. Photoshoots like these remind me of why I love the alterna niche so much… tough chicks who aren’t afraid to be goofy AND sexy at the same time just melt my heart, what can I say? And Erotic BPM has that kinda thing in spades…

Since she’s on this current cycle of America’s Next Top Model, Allison - also known to the citizens of the internet as Creepy-chan - has been getting a huge spike in attention on /b/ and /x/ and other 4chan boards. I’ve already seen a few sloppy photoshops of her nude, which is why I’m happy to offer the next best thing… well, actually, IMHO it’s even better because it’s from Gods Girls and I’m a total fangirl for anything they do, so… oh, wait, back to the point. This chick is called Lauren, and she reminds me an awful lot of Creepy-chan, with her cute mono-color dress, wide eyes, and spacey expression… well, actually, Creepy-chan mixed with a little bit of Camilla Belle. Which is awesome, because even though she’s banging (lol, or not) a Jonas Brother, Camilla Belle is still smoking hot. Okay, once again I digress, but the whole gist of what I’m trying to say is that Lauren from Gods Girls is like Creepy-chan, but better, because she’s hotter and gets naked while doing her awesome photoshoots. The End!

I am such a sucker for themed galleries, so upon waking up this morning and remembering that it’s Saint Patrick’s Day, I knew what I had to do… other than dress in green, of course (I’ve got an Incredible Hulk t-shirt on, that’s about as green as it gets, right?) — I started scouring the internet for some awesome Paddy’s Day porn. And thankfully, my eternally beloved alterna/fetish website Barely Evil delivered, with this smoking hot set featuring a raven-haired lass in a wee hat and an even tinier tee… which, as you’d expect, is promptly stripped off to reveal her fantastic, pale-skinned body as she uses a green glass dildo to pleasure herself. I feel like I should make some sort of joke about this being way better than green beer, but green beer is pretty fucking awesome, so… um, whatever, just enjoy, check out Barely Evil for more, and party safely tonight!

This photo set of blonde nerd babe Anna Logue is called “Girl Power”, but I think it’s sort of silly to name the entire gallery after the t-shirt she’s only wearing for three out of sixteen photos… SO. I am hereby renaming this batch of hot nerdpr0n, “Anna looks really good in boyshorts”, because, well, she does. She has that perfect small wait to wide hip ratio that those kind of boy-cut panties are made for accentuating… and they do their job well. See photo #11 for the best example of what I’m talking about… it’s positively drool-worthy. But then again, I kinda feel that way about everything that she posts up on nerdpr0n - I mean, she IS the quintessential geek hottie after all (thus the name Anna Logue), and that’s the kinda thing that I’m into, so I guess it’s not that surprising, right? Well, whatever… enjoy it!

Today we have another gallery of two hot chicks making out in public - only this time, it’s two tattooed and pierced babes from the awesome mecca of all that is nerdy-hot, Gods Girls! They’re also rocking glasses, which is just more added bonus points in my opinion… anyhow, I have no idea where Autumn and Melodie are in these pictures, but it looks a LOT like the ravine are behind this one SoCal high school’s athletic fields that I’m familiar with. So I’ll just pretend that they’re two hot, alterna schoolgirls - you know, the ones you were always in awe of but were too nervous to ask out in high school - who snuck out of their PE class for a little public lovin’… yeah, I think I’ll stick with that fantasy. I like it. Thanks, Gods Girls… Now I’m going to stop writing and go concentrate on that whole scenario that I just cooked up!

Dudes, I am so inexplicably sleepy right now that I probably have no business attempting to write a coherent gallery description, but I’ve decided that Kaira 18 is hot enough to neutralize any retarded shit that I may decide to type in my current bed-craving stupor. So let’s see here… I could point out that she’s a super hot scene chick, but that’s pretty much just stating the obvious. It’d be like me going, “She has messy hair, and a striped mini-dress and a scarf, but then she takes off the mini-dress, and you can see her hip piercings, etc etc etc” but since I assume that if you’re going to an online porn site, you’re probably not blind and don’t really need the narration. I hope. Ummm… I don’t know what she’s watching in the background, but it seems to have Ricky Martin involved? OH NO KAIRA 18 YOU ARE DESTROYING YOUR INDIE/EMO STREET CRED HOW DARE YOU! Or something like that. I don’t recognize the other people on the TV, though. Okay, I’m going to shut up now because this description is just getting stupid… enjoy the hot emo chick, y’all.

I’m sure that I don’t really have to explain why I’m posting up this gallery of Miss Kittie from rubber/latex fetish website Shiny Sluts. She’s obviously Catwoman… with really, really huge tits… and a slightly more revealing than usual costume that happens to be cut out in all the right places, giving us great views of her boobs, butt, and pussy… and with a serious milk fetish that drives her to both pour it all over her body as well as lap it up from a bowl… Selina Kyle always did seem kinky, right? And you know that when she and Batman would get together, they were totally into this kind of thing… I mean, they both wear leather and latex on an almost daily basis anyhow! So I think that Shiny Sluts has done our favorite cat burglar justice with these photos… and even if they hadn’t, jeez, those are some incredible boobies!